Politics solved.

This article from the Huffington Post about invasive pests proves once and for all the Democratic philosophy: Everything wrong with the United States is the fault of the Bush administration and the Republican Party.

This fundamentally contrasts with the Republican philosophy, which states that everything wrong with the United States is the fault of the Obama administration and the Democratic Party.

The philosophies of the two parties are not surprising. What puzzles me is why the two parties both have members, given the nihilistic tenor of their simplistic views.

In the spirit of constructivism that I hope characterizes my nature, I propose an alternative party, that provides a much more coherent and sensible basis for political discourse: The Cow party, that believes that everything wrong with the United States is the fault of Chik Fil A.