Tiger Woods got attaked by a hot dog yesterday. It could have been me or you. Someone needs to do something about this.
Unfortunately, our choices are limited:
Me (and I decline)
If you don't believe in God, or for some reason thinks that He doesn't care about hot dog attacks, then you have no choice but to do something about this dire situation yourself. Unless you like it this way.
Think deeply upon this koan, grasshopper.